Meet Algernon Anagram

We've finally brought him. After loads of requests, we finally brought out the Green Machine. Not too many know why he looks the way he does, but I'll clear that up in a second: he loves his greens. Seriously. He can pound more celery, green & chili peppers, green apples, squash, zucchini, *green* bananas, lettuce, and onions than you'd ever imagine possible. His favorite, however, is arugula with freshly squeezed lemon juice and a shake of salt. He's quiet and loves to take naps and snuggle. When we camp out, everybody crowds around because he becomes the perfect pillow!